The Best of Mark Uterus

October 12, 2014

The great German inventor, Wilhelm Homunculus Knut, devised the “Cephalic Responsive Analog Probe (CRAP)” in 1936. The CRAP device has finally found its home in reading the subtextual narratives of disingenuous Democrats during election years. An ingenious and anonymous twitterer seeking answers to the bizarre, frankly pornographic, “Lady-Parts” campaign of Senator Mark Udall, used the CRAP device in his quest. What was discovered has shaken the political landscape of Colorado. Mark Udall doesn’t have a brain to probe, but he does have a uterus between his hairy, old man ears. Meet Mark Udall’s subtextual scion, Mark Uterus.




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