Hey kiddies, have you played the entertaining and gut-busting game of Mad Lib-erals? Here’s how it works: You take a sentence and put your choices of silly words into the blanks to make it so funny that you will want to puke. For example:
I love best, of all of the LOTR characters, Gandalf, who, while bellowing “You shall not pass!”, bars the evil Balrog from its deadly course in the corridors of Moria.
The ersatz ad by TownHall in which Congressman Alan Grayson of Florida tells sick children to STFU, proclaims that President Obama is a Muslim, and vows his loyalty to Mephistopheles is simply the product of Newtonian physics.