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Yertle the Turtle Goes to Therapy with the Little Red Hen

Posted by in Abnormal Psychology, Children, Children's Literature

Get on your knees and become my chair. I’m the ruler of the earth, I am creation’s heir! I am master of all that I see! The chaise lounge, the silk plants, the flat screen TV!


GOD LOVES FRUITCAKE

Posted by in Abnormal Psychology, Dieting, Food, Gun violence

I love fruitcake. And since Heavenly Father has a special love for all good things that fall into the disfavor of the wicked world, He loves fruitcake too.


LET’S PLAY MORE MAD LIB-ERALS!

Posted by in Abnormal Psychology

This week a ______ (screener, cake decorator, dog walker) for the TSA was caught _____ (pleasuring, gesticulating, masticating) himself as he viewed full-body ______ (scans, crab cakes, pantyhose) of _____ ( female, Canadian, Van Halen fan ) passengers. There has been widespread public______ (outrage, souvlaki, ping pong) over this story.


LET’S PLAY MAD LIB-ERALS!

Posted by in Conservatism

Hillary Clinton, the ________ (wife, horse, sumo wrestler) of the former _________(pig farmer, gynecologist, entomologist) of the United States, is now the Secretary of _________(cigars, rubber gloves, State). She is a _________(snappy, polyester, Walmart) dresser and looks quite sharp in a _________(pressure, swimming, pant) suit.


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