Tag: New York City
Well, the problem is not really the size of his pee pee. You see, he tends to exaggerate using camera optics and special angles. People think his pee pee, er, python, is big. It’s really not. The thing that bothers me is that he has pictures of it on the Internet, NYCT buses, Times Square Jumbotron, and he’s actually publishing a book for children called, “Anthony and His Big Friend.”
Hurricane Sandy, Katrina, and all the muddy, bloody disasters of recent memory are hard-knocks object lessons of government’s inability, even under the best of circumstances, to mobilize quickly and sufficiently enough to take care of people in the midst of chaos and destruction.
One would assume that such a restrictive policy would be based on evidence that baby formula turns infants into face-eating cannibals, or causes them to grow up and watch CNN, but that’s not the case.