Conservatives look back at the Clinton Era with a wistful longing because, despite his moral dissipation and destruction of the image of the Presidency, he did not overtly try to socialize and paralyze the free market. While we lolled in security and prosperity, immorality was normalized among the leaders in our highest offices.
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