LRH: What the hell kind of name is that? Yoda? Sheesh. Okay, Mr. Yoda. Before we begin let’s do our suicide check. Mr. Yoyo, do you feel the irresistible urge to harm yourself or anyone else?
Yoda: Ahhh…urge to harm, yes, yes.
LRH: Really, and who do you want to harm?
Yoda: Dark side, Yeeesss, evil forces, urge to conquer I have.