Mother ______ (Jaquetha, Yum Yum, Gerd) has transitioned from her old career as a ______ (skull grinder, oyster shucker, chicken sexer) and has taken a ______ (job, hostage, Kaiser roll) at the Ministry of Places with Disturbing Names located in ______ (Aerola, Utah, Humptulips, Washington, Spunky Puddle, Ohio).
So there you have it, another ______ (failed, moronic, toxic) round of Mad Lib-erals. Don’t ______ (probe, goose, join) me next month because there will be NO next month.
This week a ______ (screener, cake decorator, dog walker) for the TSA was caught _____ (pleasuring, gesticulating, masticating) himself as he viewed full-body ______ (scans, crab cakes, pantyhose) of _____ ( female, Canadian, Van Halen fan ) passengers. There has been widespread public______ (outrage, souvlaki, ping pong) over this story.
Hillary Clinton, the ________ (wife, horse, sumo wrestler) of the former _________(pig farmer, gynecologist, entomologist) of the United States, is now the Secretary of _________(cigars, rubber gloves, State). She is a _________(snappy, polyester, Walmart) dresser and looks quite sharp in a _________(pressure, swimming, pant) suit.