Sarge: Will Obama Run for President in Syria?
Dateline: Bullfrog, North Dakota
Behind the scenes, President Obama has brilliantly established a new relationship with Iran, working cordially with the new Iranian president. The Iranians agree to take down half of their posters shouting “Death to America.” Additionally, the Iranian government vows to reduce “boots on the ground” in Syria by fifty per cent. At exactly noon on 1 October 2013, Al Qaeda fighters in Syria will start hopping on one foot, as per the agreement between the two countries. The Iranian president also gave assurances that his nation will not develop nuclear warheads capable of destroying a city with more than 250,000 people.
In front of a fawning press, President Obama held up the new agreement with Iran and declared, “Peace in our time.” One adoring female reporter asked, “Now that Obama has reached the pinnacle of presidential success, what does he plan to do when his second term is over?” The President quipped that he’d been offered a job providing shade for picnic areas, but is seriously considering running for president of Syria.
In other news, the cow pie tossing contest in Bullfrog, North Dakota finished up today, with the three top winners somewhat miffed. Seems no one wanted to shake their hands, and after all their work! In Hong Kong, the Queen Mary was stolen from dry dock early this morning. It is believed to be hidden somewhere in Chicago. It’s hard keeping up with the news on rainy days, brothers and sisters.
May our Lord Jesus Christ comfort you all in His mighty embrace. –
The Sarge 9/26/13