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Orwell Would be Proud


January 4, 2014

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1984 came a little late–it waited until 2009, but either way Big Brother is here and Orwell would be impressed with the accuracy of his own vision of a future totalitarian hell. Feeling a need to update the names of our burgeoning government agencies to fit the profile of Obama’s dystopian nightmare which greets us in the new year, an ornery cabal of Tea Party friends and rowdy patriots came up with fresh monikers for the ministries of ick!

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The Secret Service:

Department of Homeland Security, DHS:

The Internal Revenue Service, IRS:

The Transportation Security Administration, TSA:

The Department of Health and Human Services, HHS:

The National Security Administration, NSA:

The Department of Defense, DOD:

The Department of Justice, DOJ:

The Department of Energy, DOE:

The Bureau of Land Management, BLM:

United States Department of Agriculture, USDA:

The Department of Veteran Affairs, VA:

The Department of Education:

The Department of State:

Have we missed anything? Please leave your Orwellian Names for Government Agencies in the COMMENTS SECTION! 

by Marjorie Haun  1/4/2014

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