The essential consideration that disqualifies cannabis as the moral equivalent of alcohol is human tradition, especially Western tradition. Alcohol is found everywhere and virtually every culture has a set of traditions which dictate its use.
The pro-Amendment 64 forces in Colorado are composed of two kinds of people–potheads, and those who have been duped by potheads. The second group has been duped by passionate, focused potheads into believing that Amendment 64 is about something other than a personal proclivity for getting stoned.
America needs a spiritual revival to address the problem of drugs in our homes, schools, and communities. Permissive laws that encourage the sale of destructive substances will only add to the moral crisis that is destroying us from within
Hey kiddies! Little Miss Mad Lib-eral Maker has been away in ______ (rehab, West Hollywood, a sensory deprivation tank) for way too long. But she’s back with another ______ (fabulous, nauseating, peristaltic) edition of Mad Lib-erals!
President ______ (jicama, oblong, Obama) later retracted his ______ (enlargement, endorsement, enhancement) of same-sex ______ (unicorns, onions, unions), and blamed it on ______ (Vice, fried rice, psoriasis) President, Joe ______ (butt putty, Fonda, Biden).
Poor Occupiers–they are not held down by some superior class of oppressors. They are not exploited by some corporate entity in an unnamed process where their money and opportunity is sucked into the vaults of the super rich. They are not the orphans of Capitalism (unless they show up to an interview full of body piercings, tattoos, and a tattered Che Guevara T-shirt, thus failing to get a job from the local rich guy). The Occupy Movement is in bondage only to the despotism of its own fallacies.
March is the time of year we ______ (celebrate, regurgitate, masticate) Saint Patrick’s Day. Saint Patrick was a ______ (cop, fireman, altar boy) who traveled to ______ (Firbolg, Eire, West Hollywood) and became a sheep ______ (skin, herder, concierge).
It is unbecoming for Conservatives to be like the tranced-out Obama sycophants who fawned over his coolness, his intelligence, his ability to send tingles up the thighs of supposedly straight male journalists, and his messianic aura of infallibility.
In other words–hold onto your butts kiddos–some Conservatives are guilty of censoring the language of others so that their feelings are protected. They are the CPC, the Conservative Politically Correct.