BACON: THE THIN PINK LINE
Islamic extremists may torch the Middle East in spasms of anger and hate. They may brutally oppress their own people. They may infiltrate the State Department and the American Conservative Union, but they will NEVER, EVER tear the bacon out of the hands of Americans who love the smoky, juicy, wavy deliciousness of thinly sliced pork bellies. Who is willing to fight and die before they allow Muslim fanatics to take away our bacon? I am. Are you?
By Marjorie Haun 10/2/12