Month: August 2011
We have way too many states. It took another complete post to finish my edition of “The Untidy States of America.” As I delved into the current events, politics, social trends, and general unpleasantness that saturates the fruited plain, it became apparent that our states are even more messy than I had assumed.
The nicknames of the states have become outdated, vestiges of eras past and the arcane histories of a lot of dead white guys. I submit to the 50 states my propositions for their new aliases, pseudonyms, handles, monikers, and AKAs.
. I am speaking of the most basic form of home preparedness; that which consists of a full larder and a well stocked medicine cabinet. The following is a list of items and their uses that will help almost anyone in any economic situation to be prepared.
There is one enemy that lurks within our midst, however, that is the blackest villain of all, Disunity. If the Conservative Patriot Resistance fractures the Republic will also fracture.
Barak Hussein Obama is enfeebled as a man, dependent on handlers, billionaire financiers, “community organizers”, public-sector unions, corrupt agencies, and a marionette press to hold him aloft.
Obama is a one man demolition crew. He scorns others. He follows no set of laws save those which are based on his political needs and fugacious appetites. He is not Robo Prez or Robama. He is BABYBAMA.
It appears that Senator _____ (spank, yank, crank) ripped a major ______ (vapor, death cloud, poonami) right in the middle of his _____ (interview, seizure, explosion) on live television.
One of the reasons people hesitate to stock their pantries and fruit cellars with shelf-stable foods that will provide essential nutrition during a time of economic downturn or man man or natural disaster is the idea that canned food is gross and boring.
The voids the rioters wish to fill are of hollowed-out and dying spirituality. The fires in London and elsewhere are literally the fires of a manifest human Hell.